My current parties know this pain all to well.
If you need something to spice up your D&D campaign, tell your DM to use the Spongebob OST
on the first day of class my astronomy professor asked us why the night sky was dark. if our universe is infinite, how can there be spaces between the stars? he didn’t answer the question until the last day– because our universe is relatively young, and is still growing. it is finite. not enough stars or galaxies have been formed to fill up the entire night sky.
but what that means to me is that somewhere, in an older universe, the night sky looks like a tapestry of diamonds. somewhere darkness is pale white and glittering. imagine being so surrounded. i haven’t gotten that image out of my head ever since– you could never navigate under such a sky but god it sounds lovely
Item: delicious marshmallow Cheeto treat loaf; eating a slice heals 2 damage for Chaotic-aligned characters, deals 2 to Lawful, and for Neutrals they just kind of make weird faces because I mean
If you are an adult man and you call teenage girls Babe I am going to crush your skull like a grape
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
